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Blaise Global Industries

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\Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances of economic injustice which make philanthropy necessary.\

Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Another great compromise brought to you by B.G.I.
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Another great compromise brought to you by B.G.I.

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O.K. but what the fuck should I do with this Velociraptor?

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EMBRACE THE FUTURE. B.G.I.
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EMBRACE THE FUTURE.

B.G.I.

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CAUTION! Creativity may be hazardous to stiffs. B.G.I.
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CAUTION!
Creativity may be hazardous to stiffs.
B.G.I.

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You may be rough and tough but Big Black Elephants will squish your balls. So be kind. B.G.I.
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You may be rough and tough but Big Black Elephants will squish your balls.

So be kind.

B.G.I.

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Somebody is getting fired.
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Somebody is getting fired.

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Mission Detail

We could build a better mouse trap but people would still keep gerbils and hamsters as pets. Let us simply reclassify mice as “free–range hampsters” and set the revolutionary types loose to free the rest. B.G.I. Directive

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