November 2009
1 post
“\Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to...”
August 2009
2 posts
O.K. but what the fuck should I do with this... →
July 2009
22 posts
Mission Detail
We could build a better mouse trap but people would still keep gerbils and hamsters as pets. Let us simply reclassify mice as “free–range hampsters” and set the revolutionary types loose to free the rest.
B.G.I. Directive
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Puke.
Spit.
Gargle.
B.G.I.
“I feel terrible for workers losing their jobs and their families. This is...”
– Mayor Richard M. Daley
If loose lips sink ships, imagine the lips that could scuttle submarines.
